Jamoore...??? Naa Ustaad!!

Media se nahi phone pe baat karne se dar lagta hai saheb..!!
Ab tamasha dikhane wala ustaad bhi shaam ko hindi News channel dekhta hai ki kuch naya masala mil jaye to jamoore ko naye tareeke se trained kiya jaye. Rajneeti aaj kal shahrukh salmaan kareena se zyada TRP aur paisa dene lagi hai. Aur ho bhi kyu na...
Dilli sarkaar apni 5 varseeya film (49 days ke trailor k baad ki) me ekdam superheronuma entry ke sath pahle din se hi puri shiddat se film dikha rahi hai.. comedy, suspence, thrilr, romance, action, aur ab ye naya taza sting operation. film bore nhi hone de rahi.. Dilli walo ki pura vote wasool sarkaar in action. Bhai ab to serials bhi ban gaye hai party neta ke naam pe..haan naam ko thoda bigaad ke par saboot hai...Maflar. dekha to higa hi kabhi na kabhi Sab chaanel pe.

 Yahi hai rajneeti shayad. hum yuva to apne samne ek party ko paida hote aur bada hote dekh rakh rahe hai, jaan samajh rahe hai ise naya itihaas likhta dekh ki haan aisi hi hai rajneeti...
....Yogendra ji aapse ek baat puchna chahte hai..aap itne meedhe kaise rah lete hai? melody ya cadbrry ka kamaal hai ya kuch aur... ? Aapko to gussa hi nahi aata. Aap gussa control mechanism pe ek do kitaab kyu nhi likh dete. waqai, Aap diplomacy ki paribhasha ke baad ka sateek udaharan hai. Aapki kabliyat ki jitni badi prashanshak hun...apke shaant rahne ki utni badi prashndharak bhi. kabhi apni jamat me shamil karne ka dil kare to ye hum sabse bhi share kare. chaliye, kam se kam log ab wi-fi ke baare me puchna chor diye honge par haan updates k chakkar me apne phone me internet pack zarur dalwa lijiyega. Ye Umesh bhai intzaar kar rahe the kya world Cup khatam hone ka...Kal India ke haarte hi aaj inhone bhi chauka maar diya...is ball se koi out hoga ya chakka lagega ye to ane wala waqt batayega...akhir ye rajneeti hai.

Tadka lag gya hai. Ravish kumar ji Prime Time se gayab logo ko Laprek ke zariye shahar ne hona samjha rahe hai aur log samjh nhi pa rahe hai ki janades me gadbadi hui ya mausam hu kharab chal raha hai. In sab me aaj Atal ji ko Ratna milne se unk bisre geet fir se TV pe baj gaye aur Modi ji jameen adhyadesh pe fir se ad gaye. Dilli rajdhani hai aur nayi naveli party ke bharosemand neta ki uljhan me jawaan hoti dilli ki dhadkano pe pressure badh raha hai. wi-fi na sahi par phone me ye recording wale system ka to kuch kar hi dijiye CM saheb! Ab to aap bhi lapete me aa gaye.

Bhai ab to naturopathy bhi kaam nhi aa rahi... fir se kah rahe Yogendra Yadav ki spaecial classes le ke dekha jaye..bahot kaam gar hogi...kam se kam sting operation ke dank se bach hi jayenge. chala dijiye wo kya karte hai aap sab..hash tag##***:%@&@-@ twitter pe...trending ### fr kuch na kuch to jugaad ban hi jayega aur Anushka Sharma ko bhi thodi rahat mil jayegi. Aakhir, twitter hi to aaj kal sab sambhal raha hai.